diff --git a/apps/www/src/client/App.tsx b/apps/www/src/client/App.tsx
index ae4b65f..7842aff 100644
--- a/apps/www/src/client/App.tsx
+++ b/apps/www/src/client/App.tsx
@@ -3068,6 +3068,10 @@ function Dashboard({
 					{ id: 'coach', label: 'Coach message', render: () => <CoachMessageForm /> },
 				]
 			: []),
+		// Narrower than the two above: the drop mints tokens, and www's route is developer-only.
+		...(isDeveloper()
+			? [{ id: 'tokens', label: 'Token drop', render: () => <TokenDropForm /> }]
+			: []),
 	]
 	const [active, setActive] = useState(sections[0].id)
 	const current = sections.find((s) => s.id === active) ?? sections[0]
@@ -3355,6 +3359,84 @@ function MaintenanceForm() {
 	)
 }
 
+/**
+ * The most a token drop carries per player — a mirror of www's `MAX_TOKEN_DROP`, which is
+ * the one that decides. Not imported: the staff module pulls hono and the JWT code into the
+ * page bundle for one number.
+ */
+const MAX_TOKEN_DROP = 1_000
+
+/**
+ * Developer-only: give every player online right now the same number of tokens, in a gift
+ * box carrying the operator's message — the server-wide cousin of the room page's staff gift.
+ *
+ * The audience is read by the server when the button is pressed, so it is whoever is on at
+ * that moment, lobby included; the button says as much. The cap is the server's
+ * (`MAX_TOKEN_DROP`, 1,000 each) and is repeated on the input so a typo is caught before the
+ * round trip — the server is still the one that refuses.
+ */
+function TokenDropForm() {
+	const [message, setMessage] = useState('')
+	const [tokens, setTokens] = useState('')
+	const { pending, error, done, run } = useAction()
+
+	return (
+		<section className="card">
+			<h2>Token drop</h2>
+			<p className="muted">
+				Give everyone online right now the same number of tokens. Each player gets a gift box with
+				your message on it; a player who isn&apos;t signed in when you press the button gets
+				nothing. Up to {MAX_TOKEN_DROP.toLocaleString()} tokens each.
+			</p>
+			<form
+				onSubmit={(e) => {
+					e.preventDefault()
+					void run(async () => {
+						const amount = Number(tokens)
+						const res = await call<{ paid: number[] }>('/api/staff/online/gift-tokens', {
+							authed: true,
+							json: { amount, message: message.trim() },
+						})
+						setTokens('')
+						setMessage('')
+						const n = res.paid.length
+						return `Sent ${amount.toLocaleString()} tokens to ${n} online player${n === 1 ? '' : 's'}.`
+					})
+				}}
+			>
+				<label>
+					Gift box message
+					<textarea
+						value={message}
+						rows={3}
+						maxLength={256}
+						placeholder="Thanks for playing this weekend!"
+						onChange={(e) => setMessage(e.target.value)}
+						required
+					/>
+				</label>
+				<label>
+					Tokens per player
+					<input
+						type="number"
+						min={1}
+						max={MAX_TOKEN_DROP}
+						step={1}
+						value={tokens}
+						required
+						onChange={(e) => setTokens(e.target.value)}
+					/>
+				</label>
+				{error && <p className="error">{error}</p>}
+				{done && <p className="ok">{done}</p>}
+				<button type="submit" disabled={pending}>
+					{pending ? 'Sending…' : 'Send to everyone online'}
+				</button>
+			</form>
+		</section>
+	)
+}
+
 /**
  * Change the account's username — the name used to sign in, here and in the game.
  *
diff --git a/apps/www/src/staff.ts b/apps/www/src/staff.ts
index e0f3bbe..819b453 100644
--- a/apps/www/src/staff.ts
+++ b/apps/www/src/staff.ts
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import {
 	clearPasswordHash,
 	createGift,
 	getAccount,
+	getOnlinePlayerIds,
 	getPlayerIdsInRoom,
 	getPresences,
 	movePlayerToDorm,
@@ -545,6 +546,17 @@ export const DEFAULT_MAX_TOKEN_GIFT = 10_000
  */
 export const DEFAULT_MAX_XP_GIFT = 100
 
+/**
+ * The most a token DROP — the gift to everyone online at once — can carry per player. Fixed
+ * rather than an operator knob like `MAX_TOKEN_GIFT`, and far under it: this one is multiplied
+ * by however many players are on, and the drop is meant for a small thank-you to the whole
+ * server, not a payout.
+ */
+export const MAX_TOKEN_DROP = 1_000
+
+/** The longest message a token drop's box may carry — the same cap a client message has. */
+const MAX_TOKEN_DROP_MESSAGE = 256
+
 /**
  * `GiftContext.Purchased_Gift_A` — what a staff box says it came from.
  *
@@ -735,12 +747,16 @@ function tokenAmountRefusal(c: Context<App>, amount: number): string | null {
  *
  * The signup grant is seeded first, as econ does before every credit: `creditCurrency`
  * upserts the row, so a never-touched balance would otherwise start from this gift.
+ *
+ * `message` is what the box says; the staff default unless the caller wrote one (the drop
+ * to everyone online does).
  */
 async function sendTokens(
 	c: Context<App>,
 	playerId: number,
 	amount: number,
-	startingTokens: number
+	startingTokens: number,
+	message: string = STAFF_GIFT_MESSAGE
 ): Promise<{ balance: number; giftId: number } | null> {
 	await ensureStartingBalances(c.env.DB, playerId, startingTokens)
 	if (amount < 0) {
@@ -767,6 +783,7 @@ async function sendTokens(
 	const content = staffGiftContent({
 		CurrencyType: CurrencyType.RecCenterTokens,
 		Currency: amount,
+		Message: message,
 	})
 	const gift = await createGift(c.env.DB, playerId, content)
 
@@ -841,6 +858,60 @@ export async function giftRoomTokensHandler(c: Context<App>) {
 	return c.json({ roomId, amount, paid, skipped })
 }
 
+/**
+ * Send tokens to EVERYONE ONLINE right now — the server-wide drop behind the account page's
+ * "Token drop" tab, beside the coach broadcast and the maintenance notice.
+ *
+ * The audience is every unexpired `presence` row, lobby included (see `getOnlinePlayerIds`),
+ * read when the button is pressed: the same population the coach broadcast reaches and the
+ * status page counts. Each player is paid exactly as the one-player and room gifts pay them
+ * (banked, then a balance frame and an announced box), one after another for the same reason
+ * the room gift is — a full server is a lot of writes, and they should not all open at once.
+ *
+ * Narrower than the other gifts on purpose: the amount is POSITIVE and capped at
+ * {@link MAX_TOKEN_DROP} per player, whatever `MAX_TOKEN_GIFT` says — a stray zero here is
+ * multiplied by everyone online, and there is no way to take a drop back. The message on the
+ * box is the operator's, required, since the box is what the players actually see of it.
+ */
+export async function giftOnlineTokensHandler(c: Context<App>) {
+	const body = (await c.req.json().catch(() => ({}))) as { amount?: unknown; message?: unknown }
+	const amount = Number(body.amount)
+	if (!Number.isInteger(amount) || amount <= 0) {
+		return c.json({ error: 'Enter a whole number of tokens greater than 0' }, 400)
+	}
+	if (amount > MAX_TOKEN_DROP) {
+		return c.json(
+			{ error: `A token drop can carry at most ${MAX_TOKEN_DROP.toLocaleString()} tokens each` },
+			400
+		)
+	}
+	const message = typeof body.message === 'string' ? body.message.trim() : ''
+	if (message === '') return c.json({ error: 'Enter the message for the gift box' }, 400)
+	if (message.length > MAX_TOKEN_DROP_MESSAGE) {
+		return c.json({ error: `Keep the message under ${MAX_TOKEN_DROP_MESSAGE} characters` }, 400)
+	}
+
+	const playerIds = await getOnlinePlayerIds(c.env.DB)
+	if (playerIds.length === 0) return c.json({ error: 'Nobody is online right now' }, 404)
+
+	const startingTokens = intVar(c.env.STARTING_TOKENS, DEFAULT_STARTING_TOKENS)
+	const paid: number[] = []
+	for (const playerId of playerIds) {
+		// A positive amount never comes back null: nothing to skip.
+		if ((await sendTokens(c, playerId, amount, startingTokens, message)) !== null) {
+			paid.push(playerId)
+		}
+	}
+
+	await recordPlayerAudit(c, 'gift_tokens_online', { amount, message, paid })
+	logger.info('staff dropped tokens on everyone online', {
+		moderatorId: staffId(c),
+		amount,
+		paidCount: paid.length,
+	})
+	return c.json({ amount, message, paid })
+}
+
 /**
  * Give a player XP, in a gift box — the way a game reward pays its XP. The XP is banked
  * here (the box, like every box, grants nothing when opened) and spent on any levels it now
diff --git a/apps/www/src/test/integration/api.test.ts b/apps/www/src/test/integration/api.test.ts
index 14226bc..a776d1d 100644
--- a/apps/www/src/test/integration/api.test.ts
+++ b/apps/www/src/test/integration/api.test.ts
@@ -720,7 +720,7 @@ it('refuses every staff endpoint without a token, and without a staff role', asy
 		'/api/staff/players/1/username-changes',
 		'/api/staff/players/1/clear-password',
 	]
-	writes.push('/api/staff/rooms/1/gift-tokens')
+	writes.push('/api/staff/rooms/1/gift-tokens', '/api/staff/online/gift-tokens')
 	for (const path of writes) {
 		expect((await SELF.fetch(`https://example.com${path}`, { method: 'POST' })).status).toBe(401)
 		const res = await SELF.fetch(`https://example.com${path}`, {
@@ -1477,6 +1477,75 @@ it('refuses a room gift with nobody in the room, and a bad amount', async () =>
 	).toBe(400)
 })
 
+// Everyone online is the audience — a player in a room, a player in another room and a
+// player sat in the lobby with no instance at all — and the box carries the operator's message
+// rather than the staff default.
+it('drops tokens on everyone online, lobby included, with the message on the box', async () => {
+	const online = async (
+		accountId: number,
+		roomInstance: { roomId: number; roomInstanceId: number } | null
+	) =>
+		setPresence(env.DB, {
+			accountId,
+			roomInstance,
+			statusVisibility: 0,
+			deviceClass: 0,
+			vrMovementMode: 0,
+			platform: 4,
+			appVersion: 'test',
+		})
+	await online(8380, { roomId: 7710, roomInstanceId: 77201 })
+	await online(8381, { roomId: 7711, roomInstanceId: 77202 })
+	await online(8382, null)
+	// Expired presence is offline: the row is still there until the sweep, but they left.
+	await online(8383, { roomId: 7710, roomInstanceId: 77201 })
+	await env.DB.prepare(
+		`UPDATE presence SET data = json_set(data, '$.expiresAt', 1) WHERE account_id = 8383`
+	).run()
+
+	const res = await devPost('/api/staff/online/gift-tokens', 8110, {
+		amount: 100,
+		message: 'Thanks for playing!',
+	})
+	expect(res.status).toBe(200)
+	const body = (await res.json()) as { amount: number; message: string; paid: number[] }
+	expect(body.amount).toBe(100)
+	expect(body.message).toBe('Thanks for playing!')
+	expect(body.paid).toEqual(expect.arrayContaining([8380, 8381, 8382]))
+	expect(body.paid).not.toContain(8383)
+
+	for (const playerId of [8380, 8381, 8382]) {
+		await expect(
+			getBalance(env.DB, playerId, CurrencyType.RecCenterTokens, DEFAULT_STARTING_TOKENS)
+		).resolves.toBe(DEFAULT_STARTING_TOKENS + 100)
+		const gifts = await getPendingGifts(env.DB, playerId)
+		expect(gifts).toHaveLength(1)
+		expect(gifts[0]).toMatchObject({ Currency: 100, Message: 'Thanks for playing!' })
+	}
+	expect(await getPendingGifts(env.DB, 8383)).toEqual([])
+
+	const { results } = await env.DB.prepare(
+		`SELECT player_id, data FROM audit_log WHERE action = 'gift_tokens_online'`
+	).all<{ player_id: number; data: string }>()
+	expect(results).toHaveLength(1)
+	expect(results[0].player_id).toBe(8110)
+	expect(JSON.parse(results[0].data)).toMatchObject({ amount: 100, message: 'Thanks for playing!' })
+})
+
+// The drop is narrower than the other gifts: positive only, capped at 1,000 each whatever
+// MAX_TOKEN_GIFT allows, and the box needs a message — that is what the players see of it.
+it('refuses a token drop over the cap, without a message, or with nobody online', async () => {
+	const drop = (body: unknown) => devPost('/api/staff/online/gift-tokens', 8110, body)
+	expect((await drop({ amount: 1_001, message: 'hi' })).status).toBe(400)
+	expect((await drop({ amount: 0, message: 'hi' })).status).toBe(400)
+	expect((await drop({ amount: -5, message: 'hi' })).status).toBe(400)
+	expect((await drop({ amount: 10, message: '   ' })).status).toBe(400)
+	expect((await drop({ amount: 10 })).status).toBe(400)
+	// An empty server is a 404 rather than a silent success, as an empty room is.
+	await env.DB.prepare('DELETE FROM presence').run()
+	expect((await drop({ amount: 1_000, message: 'hi' })).status).toBe(404)
+})
+
 // Zero is a real gift here: nothing moves, and the player gets an empty box.
 it('sends an empty box on a zero token gift', async () => {
 	await updateAccount(env.DB, 8361, { username: 'Emptyhanded' })
diff --git a/apps/www/src/www.app.ts b/apps/www/src/www.app.ts
index 529ebb0..2aadb25 100644
--- a/apps/www/src/www.app.ts
+++ b/apps/www/src/www.app.ts
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@ import {
 	createReportHandler,
 	getReportHandler,
 	giftCustomItemHandler,
+	giftOnlineTokensHandler,
 	giftRoomTokensHandler,
 	giftTokensHandler,
 	giftXpHandler,
@@ -489,6 +490,8 @@ const app = new Hono<App>()
 	.post('/api/staff/players/:id/gift-xp', requireDeveloper, giftXpHandler)
 	// Everyone standing in a room, across all of its instances.
 	.post('/api/staff/rooms/:roomId/gift-tokens', requireDeveloper, giftRoomTokensHandler)
+	// The account page's token drop: the same gift to everyone online at once.
+	.post('/api/staff/online/gift-tokens', requireDeveloper, giftOnlineTokensHandler)
 	.post('/api/staff/players/:id/username-changes', addUsernameChangeHandler)
 	.post('/api/staff/players/:id/clear-password', clearPasswordHandler)
 
diff --git a/packages/domain/src/presence-db.ts b/packages/domain/src/presence-db.ts
index feb6db4..0d7e218 100644
--- a/packages/domain/src/presence-db.ts
+++ b/packages/domain/src/presence-db.ts
@@ -238,6 +238,25 @@ export async function getPlayerIdsInRoom(
 	return results.map((r) => r.accountId)
 }
 
+/**
+ * Everyone online right now, anywhere — the same population {@link countOnlinePlayers}
+ * counts, as ids. Unexpired presence only, one row per account, lobby (null-instance)
+ * presence included: a player sat in a menu is as online as one in a room, and a gift to
+ * "everyone online" that skipped them would look to them like being skipped on purpose.
+ * Ordered so a pass over it is deterministic.
+ */
+export async function getOnlinePlayerIds(db: D1Database, now = nowSeconds()): Promise<number[]> {
+	const { results } = await db
+		.prepare(
+			`SELECT DISTINCT account_id AS accountId FROM presence
+			 WHERE expires_at > ?1
+			 ORDER BY account_id`
+		)
+		.bind(now)
+		.all<{ accountId: number }>()
+	return results.map((r) => r.accountId)
+}
+
 /**
  * How many players are online right now, anywhere — one row per account, so this is
  * the player count a status page means. Counts unexpired presence only: rows outlive